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19
May
“For several years, John Krasinski and I spent every single lunchtime in his trailer eating lunch, playing John Madden football like boys in college. I will miss that.” - Brian Baumgartner
18
May
im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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